that all driver's licenses are terrible.
Today I got my third license in a year (that's a different story that someday I'll tell)
and it is the worst! I tried extremely hard to be cute. I was determined to look
at least normal. I wore my favorite shirt and did my hair as cute as I could.
But the camera again conquered me.
Hair= not bad.
Squinty eyes= ugh!
See the clenched smile= not normal, kind of sinister.
Chin= I look like my brother.
And who sees my driver's license? Police who have the ability to make me
poorer than I am. (Did I tell you all that I have to buy a new car?) I always hope if I
look pleasant they will be nicer. (Not going to work with this lovely card.)
I hate getting pulled over.
I hate the chills down my back seeing those lights. I hate how awkward it is.
I hate the agonizing wait seeing if they are going to punish me; and coupled
with the flashing lights blinding me and everyone whose passing looking
through the window to see if they know me, makes it miserable.
"Hey everyone! Yes, I got in trouble. Move along now."
So, what I really meant to ask:
As anyone ever had a good driver's license?
